Text Messaging You Will Only Get From An Ex

Text Messaging used by crazy ex-girlfriend or boyfriend,who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.



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Plan B



“Oh well you should have said that right from the start and we could have avoided all this drama. I’m sorry baby, I didn’t realise she took a Plan B…” This guy needs a plan b as an alternative to the brain he is using now.





who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.

Choke On A Burrito



What a whirl of emotions here! This is emblematic of most relationships nowadays. Do you love him or do you hate him?? Well I guess well have to find out after you choke on a burrito.




who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.

Icy Waters



This guy made one last ditch effort. Whether it was because it was the truth or just because he wanted to get laid one last time, it was pretty full-on stuff. But ultimately, he got knocked back and so readopted the attitude that probably got him dumped in the first place.






who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.


How Sweet...



Would I be hypothesising to suggest that maybe this relationship didn’t exactly end on good terms? There is nothing like a crappy end to a relationship to bring out the worst and most immature side of people.





who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.


Voodoo



There is nothing weird about this is there? We have all been there right? Well, no we haven’t actually. In fact, this is one step away from AVO time and when things get that bad, you now there’s no going back.





who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.


Marry Me?



It seems weird that the person is still proposing marriage to someone who is even in the ballpark of willing to accept the end of their life as an alternative to marriage. Then again, who has this conversation in text form?





who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.


Bye Bye Bae Bae


There are two schools of thought that in operation here. The first is the old adage that persistence will eventually pay off. The second is that doing the same thing over and over whilst expecting a different result is the definition of stupidity.





who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.


Felicia



Ooh that’s cold. Is Jack a dude? It sounds like a guy’s name and so makes getting called Felicia is a double dose of cold. Was Jack that not-so-well-endowed that he might not even be considered a man? Poor old Felicia,… I mean Jack.





who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.


What The?



This guy sure has a tactful and charming way of going about getting what he wants doesn’t he? Yeah, just start off by calling her bitch and see where it goes from here. The answer was always going to be “nowhere”.





who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.


At Least He Cares



This may have been an inventive way to insult somebody who has clearly left you jilted. But what it also does is show that this person cares. Basically, if he wanted to be cold, he could say it best by saying nothing at all.



who used to text us the craziest and wildest things. Sometimes they’re hilarious and sometimes they’re pretty rude.Here are 12 interesting text messaging that you will meet only with one ex!.

Drunk Texting



Drunk texting was never going to be a good idea. In fact, it is rarely a good idea any time you happen to be drunk let alone to an ex. I mean, she might be a bitch. Maybe she deserved it. But that isn’t for me to say.



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